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Best spam in a while [Aug. 7th, 2007|10:11 am]
Artur Bergman
"Princesses always giggled at me and even men did in the federal comfort station!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 5 months and now my member is hugely preponderant than civil.
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trying to regain their seats in the National Congress of
No injuries have yet been reported as a result of the
the Governor-General, acting under section 4(1) of the
Scientists say that the heat source producing the
its creditors were now longer providing funds and,
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Now, I want to know what a federal comfort station! is.
Is the member he is talking about a member of the National Congress? Would you want a civil or preponderant National Congressman.

Assuming that the member he is talking to about is his penis. Why does he giggl? It doesn't sound very preponderant to giggl, it seems rather weak and unmanly. Surely a preponderant member owner should be producing a deep laughter, or perhaps a desire to cockwhip them.

I am glad the preponderant member has not caused any injuries due to the actings of the Governor-General.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2007-08-07 06:46 pm (UTC)

babel'd variants

eyeteeth got:

Dames always hee-hawed at me and even boys did in the municipal comfort station! Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Mega. Dik

Womens always laughed at me and even bucks did in the open john! Well, now I smil at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
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[User Picture]From: pne
2007-08-08 07:12 am (UTC)
Now, I want to know what a federal comfort station! is.

public toilet.

Here are a couple more versions someone else on my flist posted in a locked entry:


Womens always laughed at me and even guys did in the public toilets!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took MegaDik
For 6 months and now my dick is much bigger than "average" size.

Blondes always giggled at me and even gentlemans did in the civil toilet!
Well, now I whoop at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 4 months and now my putz is hugely preponderant than federal.

Chicks always hee-hawed at me and even gentlemans did in the municipal toilet!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 7 months and now my phallus is greatly greater than national.

Chicks always hee-hawed at me and even bucks did in the federal lavatory!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 4 months and now my prick is much greater than world.


She said she also got "federal toilet" once.

Somebody needs to put down the crack _and_ the thesaurus.
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